Ep. 47 - As Seen on TV Products

Zach and Lexi dive into the most specific childhood television watching memories: the raddest and saddest of As Seen on TV Products.

As mentioned in the episode:

Moon Shoes

The kid powered anti-gravity shoes!! Moon Shoes !!!!

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Chia Pets

A reminder: if you own a real life Chia Pet, send us a picture to prove they're real!!

You can find the release timeline of all the Chia Pet Waves here, and below, it's Zach's best (and most cursed) Chia Pets:

And also, the, uh, "alternative uses" people have found for the Bob Ross Chia Pet.

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Darrin's Dance Grooves

Step aside fourteen year olds on YouTube, Darrin has entered the building.

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The Uroclub

nooooooooo nOOOOOOOOO

As you can tell, sO inconspicuous:

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The Magic Bullet

Lexi's one true love (and the longest commerical of all time), The Magic Bullet.​

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Tooth Tunes

Tooth Tunes, shoutout George Orwell.

Some of the original Tooth Tunes songs (that we could find) are:

• “We Will Rock You” by Queen
• "Fun, Fun, Fun" by The Beach Boys
• "YMCA" by Village People
• "Rock and Roll All Night" by KISS
• “All Day” by Cody Simpson
• “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz
• “I Gotta Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas 
• “If I Ruled the World” by Big Time Rush
  
• "Shake a Tail Feather" by the The Cheetah Girls

• "Walking on Sunshine" by Aly & AJ
• “Just the Way You Are” by Bruno Mars
• “Only Girl (In the World)” by Rihanna
• “Round & Round” by Selena Gomez & The Scene
• "Walk Away"by Kelly Clarkson
• "Wake Up"by Hillary Duff
• "Beautiful Soul" - Jesse McCartney
• "Survivor" by Destiny's Child
  
• ​“Tonight, Tonight” by Hot Chelle Rae

Learn how to hack your Tooth Tunes!!

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Our honorable mentions:

• The Clapper​
• Moon Sand
• Zoo Books
• Rainbow Art
• OxiClean

• The Snuggie
• Lionell Coin Bank (ft. our friend Mario)
• Zoo Pals
• ShamWoW
• Slap Chop

Lexi's (not a) small business highlight:

Once again, forgoing a business highlight this week to say— as your last chance— vote!! vOTE. vote for joe biden and whoever is progressive and good in your local elections!!

(Once Again), Find info about what's on your ballot and find your polling place at Vote Save America dot com.