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Ep. 57 - Battle of the Birth Years

1/25/2021

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Have you ever stopped to wonder about the immense cultural influence you are connected to but mostly missed out on by being a baby the year you were born? Well, Zach and Lexi did, and now they're duking it out to see whose birth year is the raddest. We'll sell you your whole seat, but you'll only need the edge etc. etc.

As mentioned in the episode:

"The most chaotic 11 minutes of entertertainment," the 1995 Super Bowl Halftime Show:
The Sideways Goofy Movie video:
Not disagreeing that Harrison Ford is sexy, but he is... a bit old here ???? right ????
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Aaaaannnnnd the playlists:
Eve6 killin' it on Twitter:

i was literally a virgin when i wrote the heart in a blender song

— very relevant band (@Eve6) December 18, 2020
The "Top Billboard Hits of All Time" thread. Unfortunately, the first tweet got copyright claimed, but it originally said:

"I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:" and it had a clip from an Ed Sheeran song. Now you may continue:

2000s - James Blunt, You're Beautiful pic.twitter.com/nHJ8hfR2ms

— Archie Henderson (@archiehench) December 5, 2019
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Ep. 55 - Muppeting Our Favorite Movies

1/11/2021

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Zach and Lexi have shamelessly mined social media for topics and recast their favorite movies as Muppets! Honestly, are we even a little surprised?

Lexi's (Zach's) small business (podcast) highlight:

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This week we got a podcast recomendation for y'all! Check out Up, Up, Download!

It's a podcast "talking about video games as an art, as an industry, and as an escape." It's made and hosted by Zach's friend, Sterling Matthew Oliver, and Sterling's friend, Jacob Edelman-Dolan (whom Zach apologizes to for forgetting his name).

​You can check out their website and follow them on Twitter and Instagram. Their first episode is out now:
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Ep. 53 - Fictional Bears

12/14/2020

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Zach and Lexi had no idea just how many fictional bears there are, and so today they're digging in like never before! It's the wonderful bears you know and love with fun twists and deeeep rabbit holes along the way.
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WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW. In this episode we play a game to guess the picks as we go, so if you want to guess along, don’t continue reading this thread yet.

As mentioned in the episode:

Winnie the Pooh, icon of the resistance.

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The photo that started it all.
Read all about our old pal Winnie's rise to resistance icon here, or read Mel Magazine's (more recent) article discussing both the history of this phenomenon and its current state.

Smokey (the) Bear, protector of forests and kicker of ass.

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One of the jacked Smokey pics Lexi was looking at, accompanied by a new (and better?) slogan.
You can find a great timeline of the history of Smokey— which includes his many posters, radio ads, and more— here.

Baloo, the ultimate funcle.

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If you want to learn more about big ol' Baloo, most of what I learned was from the Disney Wiki page, including the stark differences between movie and book Baloo.

Fozzie Bear, always on and always in our hearts

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Same deal as Baloo, most of what I got for Fozzie came from his Muppet Wiki page. Again, please send them fun name suggestions, cause, "Muppet Wiki?" The Muppets deserve better!!

The Charmin Bears, oh god the charmin bears...

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There's honestly so much to unpack here, so let me just lay everything out for y'all...​

Part One: Introductory Stuff

The Charmin Bears are a family of five bears. The bear family members, as well as their confusing color schemes, are laid out well in the tweets below:

You're probably wondering if they have names, of course they have names they are a family. pic.twitter.com/n5eJgNK85p

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) June 19, 2018
But are there different families ?? Very unclear.
Reasons it's one family:
  • Though the family changes colors (cycling between brown, red, blue, and sometimes orange, maybe?), they always have the same names and almost always have the same characteristic clothing items (e.g. Dylan has glasses, Molly the mom (usually) has a flower, etc.)
  • They have changed colors in the same media (e.g. this Tweet thread)
Reasons it's multiple families:
  • The orange bear family shows up much less often (only in the commercial selling Charmin Basic) and the mom in this commerical doesn't have Molly's signature flower (or bow, which Molly sometimes has).
  • There is a commercial that shows Dylan and Bill have other friends outside the family
  • There was a Charmin 2012 Election in which a blue bear ran against a red bear, confirming they are seperate bears despite both resembling Leonard.
As far as official statements from Charmin, there isn't much. There is a page on Charmin's website claiming to "Meet The Charmin Bears," but it actually gives us no information about the bears themselves.

In 2016, someone asked on Twitter about the red bears and Charmin said:

“When the bears are red, they're indicating the Charmin is strong; when they are blue, it's a sign of soft Charmin.”

12/14/2020, AN UPDATE: 

Since the recording and orignial release of the episode, Charmin responded to my DMs! You can see our conversation below.
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So it seems like there is not a 100% consistent answer to this question, but also, Charmin isn't really bothered about not having one.


(Also, thank you to whoever at Charmin is DMing be answers to my inane questions!!)

Part Two: Reasons I Hate Them

At its core, my argument against them is this: their entire world revolves around poop, the bathroom, and ass and I find it insufferable. We see this in a number of ways.

First, "The Asshole Inspection." This article which I mentioned in the episode does a tremendous job digging into and explaining this concept, and any attempt of mine to re-explain would just be me copying that article. So, if you're interested, read the article.

Second, Scatological Humor. As witnessed in the tweet thread from their Grand Canyon trip, the toilet world obsession is not confined to a pragmatic cleanliness, this is their very language. Exhibits A-D:

Molly, Queen of the Throne, rules Amy the winner because she’s a wee bit older. #TellAStoryDay

— Charmin (@Charmin) April 27, 2015

Back in row #2, Amy is flushed with joy that she can drink ALL THE SODAS on their flight. #TellAStoryDay

— Charmin (@Charmin) April 27, 2015

The plane touches down softly, and stop #1 is to pick up the rental car. They dump their junk in the trunk & hit the road. #TellAStoryDay

— Charmin (@Charmin) April 27, 2015

Leonard chuckles under his breath. Amy, Dylan and Bill all giggle uncontrollably. #TellAStoryDay

— Charmin (@Charmin) April 27, 2015

Part Three: Whose Universe is This?

The final crucial piece of information in this case in the very universe in which The Charmin Bears live. This is of dire importance because if they lived in their own universe in which these actions and thoughts were the norm, then that you could make an argument for this being okay. But, not only do they not exist in their own universe, their is a strong argument that this behavior is not even the norm.

First, the universe. It's implied through the Charmin Bears' canon that they exist in our universe, in which this behavior is very much not the norm. The first piece of evidence pointing to this assumption is in their Charmin 2012 Election campain ads. 

We see in both the Charmin Ultra Soft Bear's ad and the Charmin Ultra Strong Bear's ad B-roll footage of everyday (human) people, towns, and buildings. Additionally, the ads urge us-- the viewer-- to "vote today on Facebook," not only referencing a platform which exists in our world but proving to us that our votes have a material impact on the lives of these two bears. 

In another commercial, Molly and Leonard are seen watching TV when an ad for "Tidy Whities" comes on. The ad stars a (human) woman, meaning that these bears live in and regularly interact with a world of humans.

Second, the norms. There are two instances in which we as a viewer may discern that the customs the bears practice are not the norm for the world in which they live.

The first of these instances happens in a commerical for Charmin Ultra Gentle. In it, Leonard repeatedly runs to the bathroom in front of Molly, who is on a nearby couch reading. At the end of the commerical, Leonard exclaims "Whew, my bottom feels so much better!” To which Molly responds, “TMI buddy, TMI.” Hmm, a little out of character for this family, Molly, wouldn't you say?

The second instance comes in one of the more... intimate commericals. In this ad, the family caresses toilet paper "to a crooning cover of the 1945 love song 'Till the End of Time' featuring the lyrics, 'You'll always be my lover till the end of time.'" Then, with a sudden record scratch, Mama Bear Molly interrupts, "Okay, this is getting a little weird.”

Part Four: In Conclusion

So, based on the overwhelming evidence we're presented with, the conclusion we're brought to is that this is a learned behavior perpetuated by, what I assume to be, a “family tradition” from Leonard’s side. Leonard and the kids follow it unquestioningly because it is all they've known, and though Molly has been indoctrinated into it, there are brief moments of clarity for the Mama Bear.

And so, in conclusive conclusion, these bears have no excuse for the absolutely excessive behavior they exhibit. It is not a product of their universal environment, nor is it the even the norm. It is, simply, sad​.

Lexi's small business highlight:

Our highlight this week is going out to East Olivia Shop! They make Forever Floral arrangments of dried flowers so they're not only beautiful, but also imprentrable to the terrors of 2020 i mean uh they'll last a long time! 

You can find them on Instagram and on their website.
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Ep. 35 - Hotels, From a Hotel

8/10/2020

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​Zach and Lexi spend the night in a Residence Inn while being displaced by Tropical Storm Isaiah, and they chat it up about all things hotels.

As mentioned in the episode:

Learn some more about the Stanley Hotel. Very fun, very spooky.

Lexi's small business highlight:

Check out Andrew Merkel's website, or Instagram.
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Ep. 34 - Our Favorite Conspiracy Theories (ft. Del Holton and Jackson Wright)

8/5/2020

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​Zach and Lexi bring on two more guests, one new and one returning, to fall down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories.

As mentioned in the episode:

Learn about Lexi's conspiracy, Ong's Hat.

Part one of Jackson's conspiracy, the faked moon landing. Also, check out the documentary Jackson mentioned, Room 237, and the movie recommended by James Copeland, The Dish:
​Do you believe in Avril, or Melissa ???

And finally, here are all the exciting happenings at Denver International Airport.

And here is everything about Blucifer, the Demon Mustang.

Lexi's small business highlight:

Check out Megan Hadley's Wildwood Creative Shop on Instagram.
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